{"id":1120,"date":"2005-11-03T11:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T15:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/wp\/2005\/11\/03\/which-absurd-cat-are-you\/"},"modified":"2005-11-03T11:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T15:44:00","slug":"which-absurd-cat-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/2005\/11\/which-absurd-cat-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Which absurd cat are you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurenwood.org\/anyway\/archives\/2005\/11\/02\/cats-and-quizzes\/\">Via Lauren<\/a>, another\n<a href=\"http:\/\/quizfarm.com\/test.php?q_id=203\">quiz<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http:\/\/images.quizfarm.com\/1101402108fatcat2.jpg'><\/td><td> You scored as <b>Couch Potato Cat<\/b>. Decorative pillow? No, that&#8217;d be you sitting on the couch, even still. Hmm. . . I&#8217;m guessing you have Web TV.<br \/><br \/><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Couch Potato Cat<\/font><\/p><\/td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='92' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>92%<\/font><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drunk Cat<\/font><\/p><\/td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%<\/font><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Love Machine Cat<\/font><\/p><\/td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='50' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>50%<\/font><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Nerd Cat<\/font><\/p><\/td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='50' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>50%<\/font><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Pissed at the World Cat<\/font><\/p><\/td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%<\/font><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Derranged Cat<\/font><\/p><\/td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%<\/font><\/td><\/tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Ninja Cat<\/font><\/p><\/td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='8' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>8%<\/font><\/td><\/tr><\/td><\/tr><\/table><br \/><a href='http:\/\/quizfarm.com\/test.php?q_id=203'>Which Absurd Cat are you?<\/a><br \/><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http:\/\/quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com<\/a><\/font><\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Via Lauren, another quiz. You scored as Couch Potato Cat. Decorative pillow? No, that&#8217;d be you sitting on the couch, even still. Hmm. . . I&#8217;m guessing you have Web TV.Couch Potato Cat92%Drunk Cat67%Love Machine Cat50%Nerd Cat50%Pissed at the World Cat33%Derranged Cat33%Ninja Cat8%Which Absurd Cat are you?created with QuizFarm.com","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.markbaker.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}